Thursday, September 29, 2005

Temporal Distortions

I found a time portal in my closet. Ok so that isn't quite right. I got a time portal [i]dropped[/i] on me while I was in my closet playing Diablo II. More powerful than you can imagine indeed. Turns out one of those strict ancient Jedi ghost instructors didn't like all the time I was spending putting back together my collection of games and equipment. So poof. Here I am nearly two months later and a lot dustier.

I think I will now go seek out this master of portals and beat him u- er give him a piece of my mind or challenge him to a tetris contest.

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