Tuesday, July 05, 2005

First Post!!!!111

W00t!! I'm in the ether. It took a long time but I got here. That last boss was a doozy. I'm Jedi Knight Tahl for those of you who couldn't guess by my name. My intern has told me to keep "the 1337 to a minimum." When I asked her why she gave some bogus answer about readers having no patience to deal with it. And she also wants my language to be kid friendly. I wanted to know what that meant so she said and I quote, "If you'd say it on XBL then don't say it here." Then she went off muttering something about script kiddies and wannabes. This site wouldn't even let me enter my name as T 4 1-1 1_. Well instead of ones I had pipes. What is up with that?

So I'm here and there's someone I'm going to track down. Qui-Gon Jinn had better have a good reason for standing me up. I tell him that I'm going to wait for him and what does he do?! He finds some way to hang around the living. I broke 42 Republic laws for him (you didn't think I got him and his apprentice all that info by googling it did you?) and he stands me up! He's been dead for over a decade already. I finally find a way back to my consciousness and I find that my Padawan has sold my Atari, my Xbox, my PS I and II, my Gamecube and my PC. Luckily she missed the Gameboy. She sold most of the Game boy cartridges though. All but one in fact. *starts humming Tetris theme*

Until next time,

T 4 1-1 1_ out

8 Comments:

Blogger jedisiri said...

oh hi! i am siri and i am an EU character too!welcome here!

4:40 AM  
Blogger Han Solo said...

Wow, you speak 1337? You and R2 would get along great.

He's always, VV|-|@7'§ µÞ, ñ00ß?

And I'm like, ñø7|-|¡ñ' |-|@><ø®, VV|-|@7'§ µÞ VV¡7' j00?

And he goes, ¡'|\/| 7£|-| ßø®£ð.

And then we play Halo for 9 hours. He totally |-|@>< though.

I'm sure he'd appreciate someone else to talk to. Right now it's pretty much just me, Goldenrod, and the Mighty Chewbacca.

6:00 AM  
Blogger Tahl said...

Siri: Thank you for the welcome. It's good to be here.

Han: WI-I47'$ up wi7' j00? Halo r0xx0rz my b0xx0rz. j00 1-1@\/3 i7 f0r PC?

6:38 AM  
Blogger Han Solo said...

Nah, it's not mine, it's M-Not's. My PC keeps crashing and thinking there are fleets of star destroyers (when there AREN'T, and I dump my cargo for nothing!)

6:40 PM  
Blogger Captain Typho said...

I don't speak 1337! I'm a bodyguard, not a translator. Where's Threepio when you need him?

6:48 PM  
Blogger ®2-ð2 said...

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7:51 PM  
Blogger Tahl said...

Han: 74h7 su><. U hav3 M3 or something?

Typho: I think I saw him taking an oil bath.

R2: \/\/h47 7i/\/\3 50/\/3 r \_/ i/\/? I'/\/\ 0/\/ P57. l_l h4\/3 i7 4 PC? I b0\/\/ 2 n0 1 n00b.

8:50 PM  
Blogger ®2-ð2 said...

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8:26 AM  

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